Thursday, September 18, 2008
Titties
"You're really getting to be a whiner," he said.
"What do you mean?"
"All this apologetic shit you put on your blog about taking photographs. It makes me sick. Exotic, erotic, the other--it's all intellectualizing. It's all horse shit."
"You don't think those are important questions," I asked him knowing he wasn't going to give me a bookish argument.
"They might be. Or they might be the wrong questions. Hell, man, everybody loves titties. Men, women, children--the whole universe loves titties. They're the source of life, mother's milk. Why do you think god made them that way?"
"You have any naked pictures of your mother?" I asked.
I could tell he started to get mad, but slowly his mouth formed an impish smile.
"Not with me."
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When he aswered no to your question, "You have any naked pictures of your mother?"
ReplyDeleteYou should've said, "want some?"