"Dude, you saw your mother naked?"
"Sure."
"You guys just run around without your clothes on?"
"Yea. My mother used to cook in the nude. She just loved cutting cabbage and making soup and burning her titties on the stove. You're a moron, you know that?"
"Me? You ever read your blog?"
"What'd ya mean?"
"Man, you need an editor."
"Why?"
"Because it is riddled with mistakes."
"I just write it in the morning. I hate editing."
"Well, it makes you look stupid."
"Sure. I guess. Hey, how's your girl doing?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"Oh. I see what you mean."
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