Guiding Lights

I have done nothing but work in the studio these past two days.  No weekend to speak of.  And now Sunday arrives and I feel the gloom of that day before returning to work.  I struggle.  Life is a misery.

Thank God, CNN online has provided this guide to suffering and why.  It is the quality journalism I've come to expect of them.  It is the lead story.  And it ties in nicely to yesterday's post about planning for the future, too.  I know many of you think I spend my early mornings surfing porn sites trying to find sleazy smut, but truly, I am researching all the time--for you.

I will begin a new physical regimen today.  The goal is to be twenty-five again.  In addition to five hours of aerobic exercise each day, I will drink mother's milk to help regenerate my collagen and cartilage.  My diet will be mostly liquid and eschew all liquors.  I am going to the Dominican Republic to have some much needed genetic repair performed in a medical facility there.  The rest will be positive thinking.

Wish me luck!  I'll settle for less, of course.  I'll settle for not being miserable.  I'm hoping CNN will provide more guiding lights.