Nothing in Mind

A boy walks out of the woods in Germany claiming to have lived there for the past four or five years.  It reminds people of the "Piano Man," the fellow who washed ashore in England in a wet tux and who sat down to a piano and played beautifully.  From CNN.  Your total news source.

I had not received a bill from the rental car company for the busted up Taurus I returned to them last month.  As time went by, I believed something wonderful had happened, that they had somehow messed up the paperwork and I would hear no more about it.  My mother told me I was an idiot, that they wouldn't forget.  She was right.  I got a bill just Saturday.  $1,700 in repairs for backing into a pillar in a parking garage.  I want to sue the Ford company.  How can they be allowed to make a car that will cost that much to repair if you back into something?  I will write them a letter at least.

I ate a can of Fish Steaks in Louisiana Hot Sauce for lunch yesterday.  I left some in the can for the cat.  To my surprise, she ate it and then lapped up the hot sauce.

The liquid diet consisted mostly of wine and whiskey.  It was not what I intended.  I was not capable of five hours of aerobic exercise, either.  I don't think I'll make twenty-five again.

Finally, the astrologer/astronomer Q has reported the Hunter's Moon.  I'm sure he has his sources.