Poseidon and Me

I read this today on the Huffington Post under the banner headline "The #1 Reason We Cheat."

"Couples who manage to avoid cheating are also having lots of great sex. Not just lots of sex, but lots of really good, rewarding, connecting and fun sex. This means that you have to find new and innovative ways to stay erotic throughout your marriage" (source).

Does anyone know what in the hell that means?  It probably means something much different to me than it does to you.  With this kind of advice from "experts," I can't imagine why so many couples have trouble staying married.

Oh. . . I never found out the #1 reason we cheat, either.  No matter.  There are a million sex news reports. People will read that before a story on the economy or global warming.  It sells and politicians know they can distract the public from worrying their little heads about the big issues.  We can leave that to the thinkers.  And the best way to demolish the Occupy Wall Street movement?  Issue the claim that there are reports of "rape tents" as Hannity did on Fox.  Mayor Bloomberg only suggested sex as ONE of the reasons they were beating people in Zuccotti Park.

From another story on Huffington this morning:

"Here's a sentence I never thought I would write: "My sex life is like Texas". It's not hot, but for what seems like ages, it has been awfully dry. I guess it's called the Lone Star state for a reason (source). 

Obviously, this author needs to read "The #1 Reason We Cheat."

Big News, the paternity suit against Justin Beiber has been dropped.  I had to Google Justin Beiber.

It will cheer my Facebook Friend that his society has banned Courbet's "Origin of the World" (source).  Not only is the image banned, but your account will be suspended if you post it.  Do it, bud.  Do It, Do It, Do It.

The American Atheists are going to put up billboards in three states this month talking about imaginary friends.  They will have pictures of Santa, Jesus, Poseidon, and the devil.  That is how it was reported.  Why the devil isn't capitalized beats me.  But the whole Poseidon thing is outrageous, though.  Sure, there aren't a lot of us. . . but I personally find this offensive.  And aren't personal sensibilities the hallmark of morality?

But of course, the sissies didn't include a picture of Mohammed.  Maybe they are Moslems.

Finally, I also read that the last Munchkin died.  He was ninety-three.  Born and raised in Czechoslovakia, his father tried using "witch doctors" to make him grow when he was young.  That didn't work out so well excepting that he lived so long.

Oh, yea.  The Atheists left out witch doctors, too.