Enlarge Your Hippocampus

I read that love in early childhood causes the brain to better develop.  It increases the size of the hippocampus which is a good thing.  The bigger the hippocampus, the better one deals with stress and depression.  Etc.

I've been wondering about the size of my hippocampus.  I was an only child, was breast fed, and got lots of love early on.  Still, I don't believe that love is the only factor.  Genetics.  So now I want to go have my hippocampus measured.

But I have an idea for making money off this.  I must do some research, but surely there are some nutritional factors that play a role in the creation of the larger hippocampus.  And surely I can market it.  People will pay, even if it doesn't work.  We know people will pay to grow larger organs.  I get ads every day.

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I'll get as rich as a Russian.  I'll work on it.  

Thinking about it, though, all the mean ass, stupid, rotten kids I grew up with had mean ass parents who hit them every day.  But meanness was their heritage and their pride.  It wasn't looked down on where I grew up.  It was an adaptive trait for dealing with a cold, cruel world.  They rarely smiled, but when they did, you were not happy.  Their smiles looked like something cut from a pumpkin.  

Working at the factory can't enlarge your hippocampus.  Studies need to be done.  I am sure it causes shrinkage.  Reverse development.  It is a crippler.  Henceforth, the factory in which I work shall be referred to as The Cripple Factory.  Or maybe simply Cripple Factory.  Yes, that's better.  

In Lonesomeville, there is the desire for love, the pretense of love, but little love at all.  It sits just around the corner from Cripple Factory.  A little bit of mother's love.