It is official. Romney was the winner of last night's debate. The more I think about it, the more I believe something was wrong with Obama. He looked ill. Perhaps something terrible has just happened that he isn't telling us about. He was certainly distracted. His wife even looked different as she came up to the stage. There is no way that any normal person could do as lackluster a job as he did last night. No, I'm certain I am right. There was a terrible tragedy that was weighing on him. He just wasn't there.
And Jim Lehrer needs to retire.
If we don't find out that I am right about Obama, I am convinced that Romney will win the election. And if he does, there goes PBS (and Jim Lehrer). And all things culturally smart. Romney is the Philistine's choice if there ever was one. And I am preparing. How? I haven't figured that out yet, but it will be a start up company with plenty of tax breaks. I'm trying to figure out what I know how to do. It is disconcerting, really. I don't know how to do much. And I don't have any capital.
I'll need a Plan B.
Or I could simply change my mind. Romney's right. The poor are lazy bastards who are dependent on government handouts.
That wasn't difficult.
Amway! There's always that.
Just remember what I've suggested. I'm a great observer of character. Remember that you read it here first.
I didn't watch the debate and now I can't even avoid it here. I'm not an undecided voter; nothing Mitt Romney could say would induce me, one of the 47%ers, to vote for him, being one of the .000001%ers.
ReplyDeleteyou are right. one shouldn't talk about politics, money, or god. what does that leave, though? oh, yea. . . you're not supposed to talk about that, either.
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