Pump and Dump

Originally Posted Saturday, July 6, 2013

I told you.  And I'll tell you something else.  She's going to be much bigger than she is right now.  This is the hottest girl in America (almost--I have at least two other considerations).  I'm talking about Rebecca Martinson who I wrote about a while back (link).  She is back (read H.P. article).  She has a new column (link), and is tweeting once again (link).  I hate to be blasphemous, but she is better than "Shit My Dad Says."  Of course what I want to do is photograph her and make her youth immortal.  It is the only way. 

Another choice, of course, is Lindsey Mills (link).  She has disappeared in the past few weeks, but that won't last.  Trust me.  There is gold in them thar hills. 

My latest choice, though, is Q's friend Emily Ratajkowski (link).  She is in a Robin Thicke video (link) that keeps disappearing from sites because of the content, so if you want to see it, do it now.  Holy Smokes!  I hate Q.  He always--ALWAYS--keeps me away from his female friends.  They like me always, but he is a cock blocker.  I give in far too easily to his unreasonable demands because we are friends, but I am realizing as I get older that he has been other people's friends more than mine.  All of the girls he blocked--ALL of them without exception--are no longer with the sleazy boyfriend Q protected.  Now I proclaim if he wants to continue to be my friend and have all that is mine when I'm gone, he must introduce me to E.R. without prejudice.  You watch the video and see.  She is the most beautiful girl to ever walk across the planet. 

On the other hand, what have I to offer.  It is as if I raised her.

Emily Ratajkowski is an American model and actress. Ratajkowski was born in London, England and raised in Encinitas, California.^{[citation needed]} Her parents are both artists—her father a painter of Polish descent and her mother an English professor and writer. Her parents' artist sensibilities led Emily to live and travel to many parts of Europe at a young age. She spent much of her childhood in Bantry, Ireland and Mallorca, Spain.