Low-T

Originally Posted Thursday, September 18, 2014

The NFL is in trouble, but they are not going down alone.  They are taking everybody else down with them.  Who knew football players were exemplary would-be-criminals?  Are they worse than returning veterans traumatized by what they saw in the middle-east?  Yes, let's take a closer look at the military.  Let's take a look at anything that asks men to be at the height of the testosterone chain. 

First, before reading any further, I recommend to all women that they need to take the hormone so they can experience what it is like to be a teenaged boy.  Take it.  It is easy enough to get.  You'll see.  You'll be running into walls and doorjambs just because you feel like you could break them.  You'll be standing with a bunch of your homies on a street corner just daring anyone to confront you.  Yup.  It will make you masturbate all day long, too. 

So the drug companies have advertised it for years now.  "Low-T" they call it.  We used to call it getting old, but who wants to get old?  Feel like your old self again.  More energy, stronger libido. . . all of that. 

They advertise this and Cyalis mostly during football games.  I have guessed that watching sports turns you into a pussy who feels low and can't get it up.  But it is ironic if not sarcastic to advertise the drug during a game with a PED problem, right?  Well, chums, the FDA has decided to crack down on this plague.  They are changing the labeling on the bottles.  That should certainly stop men from wanting it. 

"Oh, fuck, they've changed the warning.  Shit, why am I taking this?" 

But it isn't just the drug.  Jameis Winston, the maybe-rapist quarterback at Florida State, has incurred a half game penalty for jumping on a table in the student union and yelling "Fuck her right in the pussy." Who in the fuck does that (the yelling, I mean, not the act)?  Oh, yea. . . twenty year old college boys.  But when you are under investigation for rape. . . well, the fellow was just not thinking clearly, that is all. 

Testosterone?  It might just be too many blows to the head.  It seems that medical research has recently learned that can be bad for the brain.  Like global warming, though, it needs more study. 

It doesn't stop here, though.  Now there are cries in the New York Times for black families to quit beating their children.  I'd better link to this article so that I don't get called a racist.  Corporal punishment is bad.  It turns people into football players and soldiers and other kinds of criminals. 

I have a solution, but nobody will listen to me, I'm sure.  We need to put men on estrogen therapy right away.  Cutting the nuts off might do it.  We have the technology now to milk them dry for a few weeks and freeze the sperm, and artificial insemination is a better alternative to reproduction than sex anyway as it can be better controlled.  Just milk 'em dry and take the nuts.  Draft women into the military and send them east.  Make Nancy Pelosi head of the Armed Forces.  Fuck yea. 

I don't mean it, of course, but I just thought I'd be a twisted reactionary for a while.  The best way to make people look crazy is to agree with them.  If you are me, I mean. 

I don't watch football any more.  I haven't for a very long time.  If it were gone, I wouldn't miss it.  Once I felt that I couldn't play in the NFL anymore, football players scared me.  I watched basketball instead.  But now that my knee is gone, I don't watch that any more, either.  I'm thinking maybe cricket.  Why is that a male game, anyway?

I hate guys and only hang with women.  Truly, men are dangerous and closer to what we think of as evil than we like to admit.  Laws have been made to keep men from doing what they do.  I am not like them, though.  Trust me.  I am your friend.