Curmudgeon Redux

When you don't know what to write about. . . start with a blazing picture.  That's my advice.  You can read all about it in my forthcoming book, "Blog Success on a Budget: An Idiot's Guide." 

Rule #1: gather all your resources. 

Wait. . . that was from my other book, "How to be a Millionaire." 

I know this because rule #2 is: go where the millionaires go.

That is under the "How to Marry a Millionaire" chapter.  These things are just common sense. 

Last night, Bahama talked about how to be a good president.  His advice is a lot like mine. 

Rule #1: Get elected.
Rule #2: Twice

That one left them howling. 

I didn't watch the speech, actually, but I read about it this morning.  Apparently he wants students to have a free community college education in Cuba.  A lot of the kids will be coming from charter schools if Gov. Cuomo has his way.  He's all for the non-public school that uses public funds but can pay teachers little and do much of anything they want.  He will be all for it until the School for Muslim Kids opens.  He'll say he's for it, of course, or at least not against it.  You can't say you are against Muslims.  But gradually his position on charter schools will "evolve."  And that's O.K. if you are a follower of Emerson who so infamously said, "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."  And truly, who doesn't want to evolve? 

We certainly have as a culture.  I read that parents are now being investigated and threatened with losing their children for letting them play outside unsupervised.  I think the next logical step is to arrest parents who have sexual activities in the house where children live.  Think about it.  How could such a thing have ever been considered "normal"?  One day you'll look back on all this sex stuff and just wonder what was wrong with people. 

Homosexuals will be safe, of course.  No kids. 

Meanwhile, we are going ahead with the Keystone project even as the Yellowstone River is being polluted by a similar pipeline.  Who has a problem with that?  One percent of the world's population is about to own half of its stuff.  It's all good. 

O.K.  I don't think the picture is going to make up for this writing.  What?  Me?  I probably just didn't get enough sleep.  I seem to have a problem with everything.