Jet Stream Extravaganza

I installed my bidet yesterday.  Instructions said 8 minutes.  Liars.  They didn't calculate my ineptitude, I guess.  But thirty-eight minutes later, I had everything connected and the floor mopped up.  Then for the test.  Holy shit (so to speak)!  I couldn't believe how accurate the thing is.  My eyes bugged out like a squeeze toy, I think.  It's a little weird, but it does what it says.  

I'll let you know when my handiwork floods the house.  

Maybe I shouldn't have led with this.  I can't seem to find my way to the next topic.  Don't even have one in mind.  

Which would recommend I stop here, I guess.  Probably so.